Biography: In the beginning, I was born. Since then, I've been alive.

Have I mentioned I'm a wiseacre?

I'm also a lapsed portrait artist, a sometimes RPS referee, bookworm, congenital absolutely inveterate wiseacre, INTP, control freak, really bad harper, chocolate addict, collector of weapons, student of symbolism, fan of some few parts of Sanctuary, absolute fangurl of the work of Donald McKay ship designer extra-ordinaire and that of Kelly Johnson, aircraft designer even more extra-ordinaire, published poet and avowed horsepower junkie.

Somewhere in there, I achieved curmudgeon-hood, but, if anyone wants to try bribing me, the perfect gift, a CBR1000RR Fireblade (black, silver, red - I'm not picky) might do the trick.

I work as an IT analyst.

My degree is in physics.